The  Religions

Taoism:                   Shit Happens

Hinduism:               This shit has happened before

Confucianism:          Confucias say "Shit happens"

Buddhism:               It is only an illusion that shit happens

Zen:                        What is the sound of shit happening?

Islam:                      If shit happens it is the will of Allah

Jehovah's Witness:   knock, knock, shit happens

Atheism:                  There is no such thing as shit

Agnotism:                 Maybe shit happened and maybe not

Protestanism:           Shit wont happen if I work harder

Catholicism:              If shit happens, I deserve it

Judaism:                   Why does shit always happen to me

Televangalism:          Send money or dhit will happen

Rastafarism:              Smoke that shit!

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